this blog is posted yesterday at 3.00am..but i edited it again..hate blogger now coz they clamp all my text together..disturb my flow of emotions..arrgghhh..luckily this one can be fixed..
smile..smile..
ok..ok..the yin ( mood ) and yang ( experience ) balance is here today..right here right now..so lets start this sharing session..
haha..what an unexpected situation i am now..to be in the internet cafe at 2.30am instead of curling myself beneath my blanket n doze my self to dream land.."what a surprise to see u!! " that the response of my dear friend swho is the owner of the cafe..i dun really know his name but his bussiness definitely run smoothly..at 2.30am in the morning..stil lots of people in his cc..so far i can see mostly are gals..approx 25 of us...and so far i as i counted..the number of males here are less than my ten little fingers..wow...is the world changing where females are more active than males? or hei u OWNER..i hope that u r not selling any pills or drugs like ecstacy or involve in any illegal plans..i dun wan the police to be breaking in any moment and start pointing their big MP5 gun on my head or stuck their M16 rifle tip in my nose..( still i prefer MP5 - ACCURATE n DEADLY - ok..i admit..too many counter strike d )..still glad that most of the people here are my friends..all my gangs..haha..FINALLY..IN MY SANCTUARY FREE OF STRANGERS (..haha..talking bout strangers n foreigners..hold on..read on )..
i haven't get into my topic yet..read on babes
so holiday is getting numbered..today is wednesday d..tomorrow is thu n soon is the end of the holiday..some how in my enjoyment at my peaceful college..some angel rang up my thoughts and i've decided to answer the call and be a good boy for once ( come on..i am always a good boy )...and so i leaved my peaceful college n came back home today..to my sweet hometown..malacca..the land i call my home.. ( is there a song or books on this? coz it sounds so familiar..) and my bus is at 12.30 from terminal one of seremban to mallaca sentral
ok..lets talk on what i face today..well briefly in summary..this is the thing that happen..let say that i LOST MY SEAT TWICE today.. ( come on..not lost la..i give it up willingly )..i had an extra difficulty in KTM..my TOUCH n GO decided to go EMPTY at the most suitable time..crowded in groups of strangers..almost get molested by hot fillipino..greeted a malay lady "selamat hari raya" and i saw the most beautiful smile of the day..watching claymore instead of studying..WINN the basketball tournament ( man i'm good )..go for big luxurious dinner with my mom ( happy birthday mom..i love you!! muackss - man..i feel girlish )..doze of for 4 hours in an upside down position..woke n watch batman the movie..lepak with my gangs and now in cc..that's the brief summary..let go in detail..
waking up at 9.30 am in the morning is not an easy job for me..having the tendency to sleep till the sun rise up my head at noon..still today struggle in waking up is an easy one..thanks to the return of my housemate, CKJ that entered my UNLOCKED room at 9.30am and start kicking me ( that is how he use to disturb me when i'm sleeping )..but that kick is fine.at least i woke..thanks!!..rushing myself to ktm..man..am i crazy or wat..my bus at 12.30pm and i started my journey at 10am..haha..come on..not to say i very kiasu but juz for safety precaution..i DO NOT TRUST that ktm any longer..the last time i put all my trust on that old rusty KTM..it appears to be delayed n eventually i miss my bus at the terminal one with juz 15 mins..damn frus..so to avoid such incidence..i made the early trip..
funny stuff yet to come..waited and waited for bus in front of my college..wait wait..when i walk past the guard house of k17...i saw a figure sitting there..and i saw that the figure was like wearing a red tudung..wow..it struck my thoughts taht it is a malay lady..and i told myself.. "what a big sacrifise to be here during raya where u shud be back at ur kampung "..wow..feel like goin there n give her a big hug n a big medal of honour..so..lets entertain her ( my earlier thoughts) and so as usually..the happy-go-lucky edwin approaches the "lady" at the guard house and greeted her with a big smile..and i uttered " SELAMAT HARI RAYA "..
for one moment..
complete silence..
changing of thoughts and looks..
i smile naively
and the next moment..
OMG!!!!!
it is not a malay lady..it is a SINGH GUY with a RED TURBAN!!!!..i was like ..OMG!!! WHAT ON EARTH AM I DOING?????? that guy ( fierce face )..look at me puzzled..i was flushing in red and smilling and saying ( hi.hi..) and walked away to the bus stand..man..walao..i wonder do he knows how to wear his turban properly coz from the back look is clearly like a TUDUNG ok!!!
wat a way to kick off!!!! - EMBARASSEMENT
got up in a rapid kl..and u know wat..i am the only malaysian besides of the driver of course..the rest is bangla..and u know how i knew it..THE SMELL...THE SMELL OF BANGLA...haha..wait..wait..haven't finish yet..the bus moved on..and later a malay gal went up the bus..she alone took up 2 seats..one for her to lay her nice big ass and one more for her nice black bag to seat..i was at the long seats at the last row..within minutes..the bus is fulled..now the funny part starts..approx 3 stands before ktm..an old lady got up the bus..seeing that it is full she headed directly to the gal that occupies 2 seats alone..hoping that she will give one seat to her..i was observing and to my amazement.. SHE DIDN"T EVEN MOVE AN INCH!!!! OMG..it struck my mind that MALAYSIAN seriously need some CONCERN & TOLERATING EDUCATION..for god sake..u got an old lady in her late 60's perhaps..standing right in front of u..looking at u with that pity eyes..and u can sit down there calmly..looking at every corner and pretended as if she dun exist..WOW!!! Either the elderly is so small that she cannot see or the selfish lady must be BLIND..realising that the lady wun give in a seat..that poor old lady move back towards my direction..and again to my AMAZEMENT!! dun call them BANGLA..they may be foreigners that knows nothing bout this M'sia but for at least they still have a tiny little consideration beneath their heart..a bangla guy actually stood up and call the old lady " MAAM " and pointed his seat for the lady..SEE!! EVEN A BANGLA CAN DO THAT.. SHAME ON YOU AS A MALAYSIAN!!!...but the old lady rejected mayb coz of his whole bangla gang is there..not very suitable to be mixing plus the smell..haiz..so she stood hanging on the yellow tiang..
till..
a gentleman..
ME ..(haha)
nothing actually..i juz woke up from my seat and pointed to that lady..she smiled at me..and i helped her up the "one step higher" long last seats..and she sat there peacefully..the last thing she said to me " terima kasih..you are very good..( in chinese ).."..not trying to promote myself but juz wan to highlight on how selfish malaysian can be in situation involving others...haiz..so for u people out there which are selfish..better start considering urself..if i saw any of my friends being so selfish..i'll grab u by the collar and give a big punch on ur face..( thank god so far all of my friends are gentleman and gentle-lady enough )..
at serdang station..funny stuff..my touch n go card juz left rm 0.88..obviously wun be enough for the rm 5 ticket to seremban..so i lined up one long line and upon reaching the counter proudly flashing my only rm 50 in my wallet..and u know..REJECTED - NO CHANGE!!..i was like..wat????? u gotta be joking..and i can't find any shop nearby..and so made me no choice but to cross over the long briedge to the opposite 7/11 shop to get small change..and made the long trip pass the bridge back..and LINED UP AGAIN..man..now i am frus...having the ticket..very happy...but gloomy back when the train shut its door right in front of me n move on..i was like OH GOD!!! ARE U CHALLENGING MY LEVEL OF PATIENCE..I JUZ DO A GOOD DEED BY GIVING OFF MY SEAT..but luckily the next train was quite fast..
entered into the station..find a comfortable seat..juz ready to go into deep sleep..another old lady showed up..wow...why are there so many elderly around..they juz finish their morning walk is it??????? losing trust on the people around ( i know no one is goin to offer her a seat )..i stood up and pointed my seat to her..again she smile n sat..and i stood up for a few station before there is an empty seat - AMONG FILIPINO LADY
i'm not really sure are them from myanmar or filipines..i think is filipines..they are hot alright..but falling in love with a fillipino ..hmm..not really my way of doing things..they are a few years older than me i guess..and they seem to be very excited having me being seating with them..it was a four seat ( 2 seat face each other )..and there are looking at me laughing and smiling cheeky..for one moment i thought something is wrong with me..but after ran a throughout investigation of myself..ok a..everythig is fine..at first i thought i miss out the zip of my jeans..but checked-no prblem..still i dun understand wat they are looking and smiling
then the gal sitting next to me start to lean her shoulder at my arm..i dun think that she ran out of spaces coz obviously it was a big gap..i juz sit half of my seat..and yet she can shift n lean on me..WTF..i was shocked..i know..i should be enjoying myself..having a horny cheek leaning on me..but forgodsake..u know i am not that type n with a filipino..things really wun work out..i dun even have that sexual arousement..WTF..i think to much..
but i juz can't stop feeling irritated by their look..STOP STARING WITCHES!!! and HANDS OF ME!!! i know u r hot..but really u r not my type..thankfully at nilai station..someone took off..next seat is empty n i shifted to there..FINALLY - FREEDOM
and even more funnier..while i'm having trouble with that filipino..my eyes juz can't stop looking at a PAIR OF MALE BANGLA WHO ARE HOLDING HANDS TOGETHER!!..ok i admit when i'm with my ex...i know that we are always holding hands and hugging each other..either i get hold of her hand or she will grab hold of mine automatically..and i admit sometimes i juz lay hands on her shoulder or even waist..pls..we r love birds and she's female n i'm a male..but this is 2 BANGLA GUY..holding hands..wow..juz can't stop looking..haha..and my brain start to imagine stuff..do they do "it"//??? how??? no wonder HIV among male foreigner is very high..haha..but still if they r in love..go ahead.i'm not the type that anti-gay..as long as they keep their hands of me..wow..i can think of all this while a young hot filipino is having body contact with me..thinking back..shivers will ran down my spine..
and the whole ktm is full with bangla and filipines..even when i reached terminal one seremban..wow..there are all full with bangla n foreigners..now i know y i love mallaca coz dun have so many bangla n filipines..but in kl n seremban..wow..i wonder if they gather together..can create a massive riot d..
and u know wat is the funny thing..i juz say JLJM blog..i thought that i am the only chinese that went through this today..and to my amazement..somewhere somehow..i am not the only chinese that went through all this "bangla-surrounded " experience..coz she went through it as well..haha.pity u
but overall..i n her came eye on eye on 2 things..
first - KTM SUCKS!!!
second - BANGLA SMELLS.. ( next time the gov muz enforce giving perfumes to them ..haha )
pity JLJM and pity me as well
then at malacca..basketball tournament is nice
i warned u guys that i am in fit condition..haha..i dun keep tract of the number of balls i scored..but i clearly can tell that NONE..i repeat..NONE of my 3 point missed..all go straight into that small hole ( i really hope ben will be reading this-hahahahaa)..lay up is perfectly done..wow..the training really helps..and we win...and as tradition goes...winner decides..so tomorrow is the punishment day..haha..
dinner with mom is nice..long time never got this chance of eating together in large number..i almost have the chance of driving today..haha..feel like sppeding again..( now only i remember that the police is up with the OPS SIKAP rules..and some of my friends alr got the nice summons for speeding..haha..remember folks..i warn u guys again..if u got chase by a patol car..ok..still can run..go into housing area..go around the lanes and small lorong..u will lost them..but if it is a 500 cc white big motor bike..and u r thinking of running..FORGET IT!!..if u dun stop..u might ended having 2 summon instead of one..( one summon is the original mistake that u've done and another one is for not obeying orders..) ur key might be taken n ur motor might be towed all the way back to station n u might ended staying in jail for one night..so dun try this stunt..it wun work!! )
and ended up sleping for hours and having fun..man
now i am really scared..my central nervous system notes..waa..
better get studying now..
ok..so word of wisdom for the day..
do not be selfish..think of the elderly n do not hesitate in doing things for them coz who knows..someday..someone else younger than u will be doing the same thing for u..
after all..we grow old
nothing remains..
the only things that left behind..is the thoughts and memory
and perhaps the good deeds that we have done for others..
think about it..
and to all my malay friends..
asri..fahmi..kamil..jazlan..hasri..aldassir..mashita..ishabee..aning..( many more..u shud know who)
and to my secondary most beloved BM teacher, Pn. NOraini bt HArun
to my kmm malay lecturer..
and to my UPM PA, dr NORshariza Nordin
and some other lecturer..dr asri..dr farid..and many more..
juz a very sincere and warm wishes of
SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI
till then folks..enjoy the festive with ur loves one
aurevoir
till then..folks
